One day a turkey bumped in to a bull having a crap at the bottom of a tree. The turkey said to the bull, oh how I would love to rest on the top of the perch of the tree and enjoy the view,The bull replied if you eat my droppings each day it will give you the strength to climb the tree and reach higher each day. So the little turkey ate some dung and before he new it he was able to climb the first branch from where he was able to rest, the next day came and he ate some more of the bulls dung and sure enough he climbed the second branch, this went on for several days until the final day came. He took one final gulp of the dung and raced up to the top the tree and sat on the perch and rested.
The next thing that happened was a very unhappy farmer came along and saw the turkey and shot it's brains out.
The moto being Bulls**t can get you to the top but it wont keep you their!
Bull shit
Started by robert johnson, Apr 30 2003 08:21 PM
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