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#1 Richard H

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Posted 27 May 2003 - 08:23 PM

1.) Male: Haven't I seen you some place before?

Female: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

2.)Male: Is this seat empty?

Female: Yes, and mine will be if you sit down.

3.)Male: Your place or mine?

Female: Both. You go to yours and I'll go mine.

4.)Male: So, what do you do for a living.

Female: I'm a female impersonator.

5.)Male: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Female: DO NOT ENTER.

6.)Male: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Female: Unfertilized.

7.)Male: Your body's like a temple

Female: Sorry, there are no services today.

8.)Male: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Female: But would you please stay there?

9.)Male: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.

Female: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.

#2 Pyromaster2003

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Posted 27 May 2003 - 08:26 PM

hehe:lol:

#3 adamw

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Posted 04 June 2003 - 09:41 PM

You know, that seems quite familiar!




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