Rule Britannia
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six
days.
Eventually, Michael the archangel found him on the seventh day,
resting.
He inquired of God:- "Where have you been?"
God sighed deeply satisfied and proudly pointed downwards through
the clouds. "Look Michael, look what I've made" said God.
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said:- "What is it?"
"It's a planet" replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call
it
Earth and it's going to
a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, North
America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while South
America
is going to be poor, The Middle East over there will be a hot spot while
Russia, over there, will be freezing. Over there I placed a continent of
white people and over there I have a continent of black people"
God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be
extremely
arid and hot while this one will be cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a small land mass
and
said
"What's this one then?"
"Ah" Said God "That's Britain, the most glorious place on Earth.
There
are beautiful lakes, rivers, streams, mountains and hills. The people
from
Britain are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they are
going
to be found travelling the world. They will be extremely sociable,
hardworking and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the
world
as diplomats and carriers go peace and stability."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed. "What
about
BALANCE God? You said there will be BALANCE!!!!!"
God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the w**kers I'm putting next to
them in France!"
