Firework Jokes!

#1 pyroman247

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Posted 03 March 2007 - 10:20 PM

Chinese man to American man:
"You are not us clever as us. We discovered gunpowder and used it for fireworks. You used it in guns."

You might be a redneck if...
your lifelong goal is to own a fireworks stand.

Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
A: DINOMITE!

A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife.

"You just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it."

"Oh yes dear, what happened ?"

"I came across two guys down by the canal, one of them was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks."

"Drinking battery acid and eating fireworks!! What did you do with them ?"

"Oh that was easy, I charged one and let the other off."

#2 karlfoxman

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Posted 03 March 2007 - 11:16 PM

The last one is good, made me chuckle!

#3 TomTom

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Posted 04 March 2007 - 05:06 PM

pyroman247, on Mar 3 2007, 10:20 PM, said:

Rubbish

This post has been edited by TomTom: 04 March 2007 - 05:07 PM

#4 Omnutia

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Posted 28 March 2007 - 10:19 PM

Sort of a chemistry related joke:
"Charlie was a chemist
Charlie is no more
What he thought was H20 was H2SO4"

#5 parabolic

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Posted 31 March 2007 - 10:11 PM

This is a poem/joke, I read when I was a kid... in some joke book but I remember it well and I guess its true..

November the 5th has come and gone...
But some of the things still linger.
I held a banger in my hand..
has anyone seen my finger!

para's pyro