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#1 David

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Posted 29 October 2007 - 08:50 PM

Just for fun because I'm a bit cruel, ask these kind of questions, and just see if they try and bluff..

1. I'm looking for a firework with a high sodium chloride content.

2. Is it ok to use dihydrogen monoxide to soak my fireworks after the show?

3. Casually mention you work at the dole office, look out for a reaction

4. Ask for a recepit.

5. Ask if they are still made in Britain- its amazing how many people won't know.

6. Ask if they have heard of the UKFR, or the UK pyrosociety. The answer is usually depressing.
OK, interest in fireworks to be resumed in the spring. It usually is. ;)

#2 pyroman89

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Posted 29 October 2007 - 09:02 PM

I want to try the sodium chloride one. But I find them all funny.

Edited by pyroman89, 29 October 2007 - 09:02 PM.

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#3 W.P

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Posted 29 October 2007 - 09:17 PM

1. Have you recently heard that terroris*ts use sparkle*rs to construct weapons of destruction? (asterisks to avoid google searches)

2. You know that eggy smell (hydrogen sulphide) from sulphur is highly toxic? A lot of fireworks contain sulphur, do you realise how dangerous that is?

3. How do you spell permanganate?




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