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[David]

Looking back on my career, I swear that I'm jnxed. Every institution, every business I've worked for has folded. The school I went to burned down shortly after I left- the first company I worked for collapsed and went bankrupt- the University I studied at was charged with massive corruption and gross professional misconduct- the school I taught at was shut down. I ran my own business- an old, historical pub which closed down and was emolished shortly after. I might have a subconscious instict to "board a sinking ship." Anyway, enough of that, My name is ****** ***** , Labour party - I hope that I can count on your vote in the next election.


(name editted for legal reasons.)

Note- apparantly this is biography is 100% accurate.