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#1 Mortartube

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Posted 10 September 2011 - 11:09 AM

Man enters shop.

Man: Oh! I see you're selling fireworks!

Newsagent: Yes!

Man: Waste of bloody money. All that money going up in smoke.

Newsagent: What can I get for you?

Man: Twenty Benson & Hedges and a box of matches please!

Man exits.

Edited by Mortartube, 10 September 2011 - 11:11 AM.

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#2 MDH

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Posted 10 September 2011 - 11:15 PM

Some people like to inhale their smoke directly, see, otherwise it's a waste.

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Posted 10 September 2011 - 11:52 PM

I smoke, but I would still rather inhale the unique smell just after lighting proper British Standard quickmatck, or the smell of a British selection box from the 70's as you open the lid. Ah! Memories.
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