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#1 Yugen-biki

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Posted 26 June 2005 - 07:58 PM

I found this today when surfing the net. I don't know if 56K users can enjoy this.

http://www.3steg.com....mp3&db=blandat

It is really funny. A guy is trying to learn Swedish by repeating a recorded mans voice. The Swedish and translated text is found in the quote below.

EDIT: The language is a bit coarse! The guy who trys to learn Sweadish swears a bit.

Skottar skiter gelatin och cheddar - Scottish people s**t gelatin and cheddar

K?p sju kilo tjack - Buy seven kilos of amphetamines

Skiva sk?ra skinkan skevt - Cut the pink ham unevenly

Skynda k?ka kycklingsoppan - Hurry up and eat the chicken soup

Sk?rbjuggsjuka sj?m?n stj?l skepparens skjortor - Seamen with scurvy steal the skippers' shirts

Chilla tjommen, chili k?nns - Chill boy, chili burns

Tjejen skylde skinkorna - The girl covered her buttocks

K?cka tjejer kikar p? tjocka k?rringar - Hip girls look at fat hags

Schymans stj?rt p? sk?rmen charmar chefen. Sk?ms! - Schymans butt on the monitor charms the boss. Shame on you!

Sk?nsjungande shamaner skickar schlagervinnare champagne - Smooth-singing shamen send schlager winner champagne

Skelande Charlotta kysser tj?tiga Kjell - Cross eyed Charlotta kisses nagging Kjell

Cher sk?r till juste skinkor - Cher cuts herself a nice butt

Sjuk k?rring shoppar k?rlek - Sick hag shops for love

Sjutton generade sj?tteklassare sjunger Tjeckiska skits?nger - Seventeen embarrassed sixth graders sing Czech crap songs

Charlie skickar sk?mtsamt charken sk?md skinka - Charlie jokingly sends bad ham to the butchers

Skit, schaktmaskinen skenar! - Bloody'ell, the bulldozer broke loose!

Sk?r sk?ka sk?ter sj?r?varens schema - Fragile prostitute manages the pirates' schedule

Skygg sk?tare skj?t tj?der - Shy caretaker shot a capercaillie

Skicklig charm?r skickar choklad, chansar p? sk?nt skjut - Skilled seducer sends chocolate, hopes for a nice shag


Source: http://www.slayradio...ing_swedish.php

Edited by Yugen-biki, 26 June 2005 - 08:01 PM.





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