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[Steve]

I Want a Divorce

A married couple is driving down the interstate doing
55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks
over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married
for 15 years, but, I want a divorce."

The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed
to 60 mph.

She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out
of it, because I've been having an affair with your
best friend, and he's a better lover than you."

Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as
he clenches his hands on the wheels.

She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds
up, and now is doing 70 mph.

She says, "I want the kids too." The husband just keeps
driving faster, and faster, until he's up to 80 mph.

She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and
all the credit cards too." The husband slowly starts
to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says,
"Is there anything you want?"

The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need right
here."

She asks, "What's that?"

The husband replies just before they hit the wall at
90 mph, "I've got the airbag!"