Police arrested 2 youths earlier, 1 was drinking battery acid, the other was letting off fireworks.
THey charged one and let the other off!!!!!
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Started by dogsbody, Mar 09 2009 11:31 PM
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Posted 10 March 2009 - 05:32 PM
a brain and a set of jump-leads are on a night out but get refused entry into a night club, they ask the door staff why?
the door staff reply your out-yer head and your mate looks like he's going to start somthing
the door staff reply your out-yer head and your mate looks like he's going to start somthing
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Posted 10 March 2009 - 08:30 PM
Police arrested 2 youths earlier, 1 was drinking battery acid, the other was letting off fireworks.
THey charged one and let the other off!!!!!
Swine! I'd just put that into Spark (it's attributed to Tommy Cooper I think) ah well, it's so good it's going to stay in - lol
Teaching moft plainly, and withall moft exactly, the composing of all manner of fire-works for tryumph and recreation (John Bate 1635)
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Posted 10 March 2009 - 11:12 PM
Police have just reported arresting sodium chloride, lead and sulphuric acid. They have been released on bail awaiting court appearances for assault and battery.......
Ill get my coat!
Ill get my coat!
I do not intend to tiptoe through life just to arrive at deaths door safely!
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Posted 11 March 2009 - 10:32 PM
Police have just reported arresting sodium chloride, lead and sulphuric acid. They have been released on bail awaiting court appearances for assault and battery.......
Ill get my coat!
As bad as it is, that made me laugh mate
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Posted 09 June 2009 - 01:54 PM
Two Hydrogen atoms are standing , shooting the breeze.
The first says to the second: "Why are you looking so down in the dumps ?"
The second one says "I think I've lost an electron"
His mate says "Are you sure ?"
He replies, "Yes, I'm positive."
His mate says "Ah, you really have to keep an ion them !!"
GROAN !!
The first says to the second: "Why are you looking so down in the dumps ?"
The second one says "I think I've lost an electron"
His mate says "Are you sure ?"
He replies, "Yes, I'm positive."
His mate says "Ah, you really have to keep an ion them !!"
GROAN !!
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