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Classroom Joke



One day a teacher tells hers class: ‘’Whoever answers the following questions correctly can leave early today.’’

Little Johnny is delighted, as he wants to go over the park with his mates to play football. ’’Teacher says: Who said: I have a dream’?’’

But before Johnny can open his mouth to answer, Mary says: ‘’Martin Luther King.’’

The teacher says: ‘’That’s right Mary, you can go.’’

Johnny was furious. Then the teacher says: ‘’Who said: ‘We shall fight them on the beaches’?’’

Once again Johnny knows but before he can answer, Alice calls out: ‘’Winston Churchill!’’

‘’That’s right Alice,’’ says the teacher, ‘’you can go.’’

Johnny is really annoyed now. Then the teacher says: ‘’Who said: ‘One giant leap for mankind’’?

Johnny was on the verge of shouting out the answer when Lucy says: ‘’Neil Armstrong!’’

‘’Well done Lucy,’’ says the teacher, and sends her home.

At this point Johnny is very angry. So as the teacher turns her back, he shouts out: ‘’I wish those girls would keep their mouths shut!’’

The teacher turns round and yells: ‘’Who said that?’’

Johnny quickly shouts out: ‘’Tiger Woods. Can I go home now miss?’’

[sammypetter]

Hey i enjoed..
Here is my short joke.
Have fun here..
A kid asks his father: Dad, can you write with your eyes closed ?

Dad: Yes

Kid: Ok, then you sign my result card with closed eyes.

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