Classroom Joke
One day a teacher tells hers class: ‘’Whoever answers the following questions correctly can leave early today.’’
Little Johnny is delighted, as he wants to go over the park with his mates to play football. ’’Teacher says: Who said: I have a dream’?’’
But before Johnny can open his mouth to answer, Mary says: ‘’Martin Luther King.’’
The teacher says: ‘’That’s right Mary, you can go.’’
Johnny was furious. Then the teacher says: ‘’Who said: ‘We shall fight them on the beaches’?’’
Once again Johnny knows but before he can answer, Alice calls out: ‘’Winston Churchill!’’
‘’That’s right Alice,’’ says the teacher, ‘’you can go.’’
Johnny is really annoyed now. Then the teacher says: ‘’Who said: ‘One giant leap for mankind’’?
Johnny was on the verge of shouting out the answer when Lucy says: ‘’Neil Armstrong!’’
‘’Well done Lucy,’’ says the teacher, and sends her home.
At this point Johnny is very angry. So as the teacher turns her back, he shouts out: ‘’I wish those girls would keep their mouths shut!’’
The teacher turns round and yells: ‘’Who said that?’’
Johnny quickly shouts out: ‘’Tiger Woods. Can I go home now miss?’’
classroom jokes
Started by crystal palace fireworks, Jan 25 2010 06:22 PM
3 replies to this topic
#1
Posted 25 January 2010 - 06:22 PM
#2
Posted 01 February 2010 - 08:58 AM
Hey i enjoed..
Here is my short joke.
Have fun here..
A kid asks his father: Dad, can you write with your eyes closed ?
Dad: Yes
Kid: Ok, then you sign my result card with closed eyes.
Here is my short joke.
Have fun here..
A kid asks his father: Dad, can you write with your eyes closed ?
Dad: Yes
Kid: Ok, then you sign my result card with closed eyes.
#3
Posted 01 February 2010 - 11:51 AM
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#4
Posted 03 February 2010 - 08:08 AM
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