Here are some great actions to liven up those dull meetings.....
1 Stand up and act indignant. Demand that the boss tell you the 'real' reason this meeting has been called.
2 Spill coffee on the conference table. Produce a little paper boat and sail it down the table.
3 During a meeting, each time the boss makes an important point, (or at least one he/she seems to consider important), make a little noise like you are building up to an orgasm.
4 Stay behind as everyone else, including the boss, leaves. Thank them for coming.
5 Give a broad wink to someone else at the table. In time, wink at everyone. Sometimes shake your head just a little, as if to indicate that the speaker is slightly crazy and everybody knows it.
6 Arrange to have a poorly-dressed young woman with an infant quietly enter the meeting, stare directly at the (male) speaker for a while, burst into tears, then leave the room.
7 Bring a hand puppet, preferably an animal. Ask it to clarify difficult points.
8 When there is a call for questions, lean back in your chair, prop your feet up on the table, smile contentedly, and say, "Well, here's the way I see it, J.B..." (or any other impressive-sounding initials that are not actually your boss's.)
9 Complain loudly that your neighbour won't stop touching you. Demand that the boss make him/her stop doing it.
10 Bring a small mountain of computer printouts to the meeting. If possible, include some old-fashioned fanfold paper for dramatic effect. Every time the speaker makes a point, pretend to check it in one of the printouts. Pretend to find substantiating evidence there. Nod vigorously, and say "uh-huh, uh-huh!"
Top Ten Activities to liven up a meeting
Started by Rhodri, Dec 09 2003 12:54 PM
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#1
Posted 09 December 2003 - 12:54 PM
Making light, sound and good conversation.
#2
Posted 09 December 2003 - 10:11 PM
Quality stuff as usual Rhod. Blowin' snot over here.
#3
Posted 09 December 2003 - 10:44 PM
Rhodri, Got any tips for removing lager off keyboards?
#4
Posted 10 December 2003 - 10:02 AM
He..he....it made me laugh too!
Making light, sound and good conversation.
#5
Posted 10 December 2003 - 05:42 PM
buy one of those plastic keyboard covers Mr H, eating and drinking over it is a bad habit, all the keys get stuck
Where are the matches?
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