I understand! It was just a joke!
I cannot be bothered to get all political tonight, and get all off topic, but; on the news a week ago I saw a new product that some shops are using to deter young thieves, but young people in general at the same time. And what is worse is the news portrayed it as good light hearted thing. They use a high pitch loud noise that older people cannot hear. I could not believe it, I actually felt like writing to an MP or something, I thought it an absolute outrage. What about the 3 year old that HAS to go there because his/her parent is going there? The poor might would not have any choice but be assaulted and abused by the company. And what about me I thought, I can still hear well into 19 kHz. Its disgusting, but an example of the few spoiling it for the many, and the stupid doing ridiculous things. I mean, talk about discrimination!
That's bloody ridiculous. If there timing were better <cough>April<cough> I'd have assumed it was a joke article or something...

If I was a Brit and a still a teenager I'd show up at the shop and make make a point of casually mentioning to the manager that I really felt the place had a pleasant "vibe", though I couldn't express why, and that I really felt like it'd be a great place to hang around. For some strange reason I just felt "drawn" to it as I was walking past, and had to go in and look around. Then I'd hang around for 20 minutes asking pointless, inane questions about items I could obviously never afford, and generally looking as suspicious as possible.
I'd pass the word around my school, etc, too. Get enough people doing this and you'll have them thinking it has the
opposite effect to what they want, and they might pack the whole silly idea in...
(For best effect wear your "lairy"-est clothes [with lots of pockets!], a glazed look, and slur your speech a lot. Maybe stand around shelves of small, concealable merchandise doing your best to look shifty...)