Jump to content

Gigantic Crab!!!

Member Since 15 Apr 2007
Offline Last Active Dec 17 2016 04:55 PM

Posts I've Made

In Topic: Where is everyone!?

03 October 2013 - 11:39 PM

Quiet perhaps due to an unusually long absence of The Gigantic Crab!!!



In Topic: Who did the London NYE fireworks?

06 January 2012 - 01:41 AM

The Gigantic Crab!!! pops in only to say congratulations to A: Kimbolton Fireworks for putting on a show that still has punters up and down this puny sceptered isle speaking in awe, and B: Mr. Harwood for running a great site and keeping the feeble bags of mostly water in check.

Your patience, Mr Harwood, is the only thing you may have that may rival me, The Only Thing, God damn you!!!

In Topic: black cat bangers

24 March 2011 - 06:00 PM

The Gigantic Crab!!! says, if a little late, that bangers have been banned since the end of 1997 along with mini rockets (a definition of 12" or less springs to mind, but don't quote The Gigantic Crab!!! unless you foolishly welcome his wrath) and "fireworks of an erratic flight".

In Topic: The Weather Fireworks and Rain

04 November 2010 - 12:50 PM

The Gigantic Crab!!! asks; why not waterproof and stake everything beforehand? If The Gigantic Crab!!! set up his (;)) fireworks one by one it would take days, and irritate the neighbours although that is of no consequence to The Gigantic Crab!!! as they live in constant fear of my enormous pincers!!!

Ha ha ha ha ha.
Snip snip!!!

In Topic: post your 2010 stash

13 October 2010 - 01:36 PM

This is epic fireworks at its best lol

Posted Image

My own personal stash....

The Gigantic Crab!!! hurriedly scuttles off sideways to instruct his agent to buy more shares in rocket tubes.