The Gigantic Crab!!! wishes that everyone has a safe and enjoyable time over silly season. The Gigantic Crab!!! would also like to remember Guy Fawkes for his plans of ultimate destruction, but then spits on Guido's name for having the shame of failure where The Gigantic Crab!!! would have conquered all!!!
Gigantic Crab!!! would like to publicly thank Mark at Firework Crazy for providing some quality pyro for all my lttle crustaceans to enjoy this season. Gigantic Crab!!! was relieved to find the requested free sparklers in his order as he has only finished polishing the blood and entrail smears from his pincers after a visit to a far less wise and generous retailer, who may now rest in peace, at the discretion of The Gigantic Crab!!!
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